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THE MILE-HIGH CLUB FAILURE

Mile-High club is an elite group of perverts who engage in sex while onboard an aircraft. Some claim that the atmospheric pressure intensifies their orgasms, others go at it for the thrill of getting caught. I personally think a lot of 'em female flight attendants are just downright hot and are damn cockteasers.

Membership to this elite club requires nothing less than an orgasm at least a mile above the ground, though it doesn't apply on skyscrapers. A growing number of people have been bold enough to join the club. With thrills come risks, chances are no one will ever catch you, no one will ever know, if you do get caught, it will even increase the chance of a mile-high orgy.

A daring duo piloting a small 2-seater plane tried to enlist themselves to the club. They must've spent a considerable amount of time trying to seal the deal. Unfortunately, unlike passenger jets, there is no one flying the plane as both of them were too busy humping their brains out. Ironically, both of them were professional pilots. The plummeted to their orgasmic deaths, they probably knew what was coming. They were the first recorded case of a mile-high failure.

Whatta way to go huh?