AU NATURELLE HEALTHDRINK

1. Find yourself a big fat tarantula and put it in the blender.

2. Add chopped fruits or nuts, personally I prefer bananas [don't cut too thickly].

3. Add milk and sugar, it is best to add the spider after this point as they tend to avoid liquids and may attempt to escape.

4. Turn on the blender. Do not stop if you still see a few of those crunchy legs.

5. Mission Accomplished! pour in a tall glass and serve with ice.

6. Enjoy to the last drop.

THE RETURN

Superman, Batman, Douglas McArthur and the L.A. Lakers had their fair share of great returns. I wish I had more than a spectacular reason to stage my comeback... something in the likes of:

"I was on mission to save rare giant fly larvaes in mozambique...." or "I was out in the amazon for months trailing a unique specie of flying leeches"

Sigh! 15,552,000 seconds had passed from the last post, and I have nothing great to say, except these words:

I'm Back!